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Artist: serani poji

serani poji | 胸にアイタ穴

burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit