whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

(via brittneybetchx3)

halfalipsticklesbian:

settherecordbent:

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

Small child: 1; Lady: 0

This child wins in life. 

(Source: fanoflegends, via brittneybetchx3)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

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30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

(via monicalikesboobies)